Sexy Scissors

How to Solve the Rubik Cube in Six-Seconds Flat

DA English

kamag-anak ni Jenina San Miguel

HERE COMES PAYDAY

This is a very inspiring text (SMS) conversation about helping out others to ease their burdens. This is a very short one, yeah really short. So please pay attention and get inspired.

To keep the persons behind this story anonymous, I will be using ficticious names. Let us call the problematic guy as “JAVA MAN” and the good samaritan as “NICE GUY”. And back to the conversation, here it goes...

JAVA MAN: Potah! Bkit me sweldo na?! Wala man lng pasabi! Kainis!

NICE GUY: Oo nga, kainis! Wla p nman akong balak magbayad sa yo! Ayan,my pambayad n tuloy ako! Pero d ko n lng dagdagan prob mo,d n lng dn ako byad,pareho p tyo d maiinis!

JAVA MAN: Ewan ko saung hayup ka!

I just don’t get it why JAVA MAN reacted that way. Even if NICE GUY received an impolite/inappropriate response from his friend, he chose to be silent about it, not wanting to make things bigger. And that is how we should all do in this kind of situation.

I hope that you guys get something from this story. You miss half of your life if you haven’t read this! Until next time...

HMS

One entry found.

HMS


Main Entry: H·M·S
Pronunciation: \eyts-em-es\
Function: acronym
Etymology: Coniotic English, from Tagalog equivalent 'hindi ako sasabay',
Date: 21th century

1. a: I'm going out with another group (take note: girls with manners).
b: I'll read some How To books. That is How to keep off with you guys in 10 days.

2. a: Tipid mode. I'll eat some flat tops for lunch.
b: I can't keep up with the way you spend your money for lunch.

3. a: I'll go to work after lunch because i had a wonderful night yesterday.
b: I am absent because i will watch a reality show later.
c: I'll go to gym. (yeah right)

4. a: Are you guys with Cris?
b: I'm with my gf.
c: Did i say are you guys with Cris?

5. a: Me baon ako na hotdog.
b: Me baon ako na bopis.
c: Me baon ako na tapa.

6. a: I have a Sprint review meeting later.
b. I have a Monthly Status meeting.
c. I need to do some work i need to finish right after lunch hour.

synonyms see whatever
— H·M·S·ly adverb
— H·M·S·ness noun

Sinabi ng DO NOT e! Kulit mo din dong e no.

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